This week on the sea Team Longbow faced it’s greatest challenge: the task of choosing it’s gayest member. With his whippet-like cunning and penchant for stovepipe jeans and fruity scarves, Chelsea was the obvious first choice for gayest on board.
- Hopper steering the boat with his ass.
But careful deliberation and copious beer consumption soon proved that noone was exempt from consideration. As the only team member to admit to having had sex with a man, Lucky was clearly quite gay. A shocking display of steering with no hands meant Hopper was by no means as straight as he seemed, and my own heterosexuality came into question when it was revealed (by Lucky) that I enjoy wearing my mother’s underwear.
So no one was innocent, but was anyone as gay as Chelsea? The sun set, the dolphins came out to play, the beer diminished and still the debate raged. We made it back to shore having raised more questions than we answered, but at least we got to see Hopper spew.
